Dido

 

 

Dido, in addition to being the founder of Carthage, the lover of Aeneas and one of the most beautiful women in the history of the world, is also the name of a chocolate Labrador retriever who owns Chapman Pincher, as one notes when reading her book "My Life As A Real Dog" by Dido, assisted by Chapman Pincher (because her paws were too big for the word processor keyboard). Dido is also a philosopher, a psychologist and a man-trainer. She is in fact an all around perfect dog.

Dido is very politically correct. She says she has Chappie, as she calls him, pretty well dogesticated, and had dogaged to do so without being indogane. However Dido feels very protective about Chappie - sort of a case of "Love me, Love my man". She hates vets. Says they mean well, but then again so do dentists.

You'll enjoy seeing things from a dog’s point of view. She tells you that wolves in the wild never smile but quickly learn to when domesticated. They are smiling, she says, at the humans.