Inyúdlio Mânathàm Arabakelêt

 

 

March 15, 2001, dawned as any other day might but soon revealed itself to be far different from its peers. Around noon, BUTCH began to act like a cat with a headful of catnip, lashing her tail and rushing at imaginary--or seemingly so--enemies or meals, one could not tell which. At three o'clock in the afternoon, she twitched in rhythms interpreted by That Which Provides Food to mean, "Put down the pen and paper and get a tape recorder. NOW." That Which complied without question, as her eyes had begun to glow orange and cobalt in rapid alternation. As soon as he returned, sat down, and clicked on the ancient machine, BUTCH opened her mouth. As she spoke, he was stricken dumb. The following is a transcription of her only known vocalizations to date. No claims, either express or implied, are made regarding their significance.

 

Inyúdlio mânathàm arabakelêt

paräkalàtswmêwt endöísavlârà mojügpò

Sendórmalàthkáma iópànaërdoynbzø

romlósethälassèlet mânathàm arabakelêt

 

Ramzåapàgøtóma ghlëscvilièt plaxnétyrwêwlà

Andrédèm lûgefä inbøslràrradé îmsháktá

Börozòmá ilgyé giálmòwiòastwülä

Omnàzägpøliämínèpâlâshâmâ trìvélet

 

Aöghàsdhéláminëssa ídnola úrzumlàghwaó

Ignäsga iyäyäyä roágmonói agwòisa dâ fré

Bôahság èropálà padmané, padmané

Nmäa'gésgyùi Pålsgághwìa rêvïläkàkah

 

Olülìóìghsÿdhâfa lássoméntaráktapelánø

Pêryèlgâdsdglö yuíïsmenarápshe dlø-dlø'nà

Tyrúa Ilnùviögyù perìishthäni bäon gów plà

Xaëdréa tyä managátha plà

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© 2001 Gregor Everitt