Variations on a Theme by the Beatles

 

 

Hitler's an elf in a coat--watch him shiver!

With bandaged-up knees and myopic eyes.

Rum buddies call you, your pants are quite lonely,

and birds with bursitis won't fly.

Mellow rain showers make fellows obscene,

Glowering over your bed.

Cookies will twirl more than one lumpy pie's

Tarragon.

 

CHORUS:

Juice me 'til my thighs are widened,

Juice me 'til my thighs are widened,

Juice me 'til my thighs are widened,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

Sorrow is brown, blue the ridge on the mountain.

Cher's shocking whore's nipples meet harsh narrow ties.

Hairy nuns smile as you hitch up your trousers,

your nose so erect through the fly.

Loose shapeless maxi-pads leer at Al Gore,

Maidens too egg shaped to play,

Slide in me, Jack, watch the red seasick crowds

Mow the lawn.

 

CHORUS

 

Lectures from elks fill your brain with frustration,

You ask to be watered but look! you're still dry,

Soddenly, someone's éclair's on the trashpile,

the churlish appliance knows why.

 

CHORUS

 

© 2000 Gregor Everitt