Just a Hiccup

I go into your room every evening after work
Sometimes I take time out during the day
I’ve been meaning to tell you there’s a wasp’s nest
Covering one entire wall by the door.

Today I went in while you were staring out the window
I said "Hello" and waited for you to respond
The wasps began an angry buzzing
I suddenly realized I had worn no clothing.

It was so impolite of you not to respond
While your yellow jackets stung my naked flesh
I bit into the head of one caught in my teeth
It curled its stinger into my lower lip.

I did my very best not to shout or carry on
After all, you didn’t ask me to disturb your wasp nest
It’s not like I didn’t know it was there
So I can’t say that I blame you for being annoyed with me.

I tried not to look too terribly awkward
The swelling should go down in a bit
And perhaps nobody will notice that I set the wall to buzzing
With my clumsiness and best efforts.

I was relieved that the swarm finally abated some
And I was allowed to put on some pants
You finally turned to me and said, "I think we need to talk."

That, my sweet companion, is such a comfort.

I can see how hard it is for you
To find my swollen scarred flesh attractive
The smell of venom weeping from my pores
It hurts you our feelings aren’t always mutual.

Sometimes I think you deserve a fucking medal.