Mucker Dan

Mucker Dan resides in Dallas
Grindin his teeth and dumpster divin
Never restin from contrivin
Ways to ornament a palace

Old coffee cup to him a chalice
Other junk he will enliven
And endlessly chatterin he'll be drivin
Me to distraction, enhancin my malice.

Bug-eyed grin and snaggletooth
With a weakness in his chin
And what would be a winning grin
On any other face, in truth

With Dan remains wholly uncouth
Christian charity he won't win
His base metal turns to tin
Bad speed the fountain of his youth.

Beware the face of Mucker Dan
Hold no truck with this Son of Man.