Random Acts of Kindness

Forge ahead, one step beyond
And greet a fresher destiny
Place yourself in loving hands
And smile, you bitch, we're live

Push the window ever wider
Make the world a better place
Where well-scrubbed, corn-fed people care
Or seem to, anyway

Whadaya wanna do with yer life?
Find a place among the stars
And give the little people hope
To be as good as you

Drive the latest caring car
That says you'd almost rather walk
But for those suffrin crippled kids
You drive to get along

A village has to raise your child
Don't show up late for Montessori
Be careful backing up yer car
You might just make a mess

Yer a real fine piece a work
Hair that's never outta place
It'd be real nice to talk to you
If I could find a flaw

Drop on in and visit with us
Here where things don't turn out perfect
Ain't so bad when yer accustomed
To a little dirt

Life is not a banquet, baby
It's a grand ol' potluck dinner
And if you ain't gettin fed
What the hell you bringin?